I’ll never forget the time I went to a gay pride parade and on the way back home the train was so packed everyone was literally hugging each other and I said “I can’t take this, I’m just a small town girl”
then my friend said “living in a lonely world”
AND THEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TRAIN CAR STARTED SINGING JOURNEY
First, Monica and Chandler will get married and be filthy rich, by the way. But it won’t work out. Then, I’m gonna marry Chandler for the money and you’ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. But then, we ditch those two and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids. And getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem. What about Ross? I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.